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sorry my blog is really random.
kbye♥ xoxo
whoa you're cute
i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex
—(via fistsfullofhate)

(Source: sadmommy2010)

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

(Source: king-of-death-and-destruction)

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

(Source: undxfeated)

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

ceetank:

thesecretsunknown546:

ceetank:

oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!

  1. Buy box of OREO™ cookies
  2. Twist cookie and take out cream center
  3. Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
  4. Slide OREO dildo right in!

Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!

Now there’s a dildo I can trust

I HAVE OREOS AT MY HOUSE RN

Fate has chosen you

liam-dunbarr:

the funniest thing during that episode was Jordan’s face when he thought he was worth 5 dollars

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(Source: cathallyc)

(Source: perfectlyimperfectok)

I’m gonna keep you.
—Stiles- and I will call you my squishy- Stilinski (via lydiascreams)

hugh-jackmeoff:

thisgirlgames:

Reblogging for the 2890454th time.

I DHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD. 

fUCK

(Source: curbside-service)