I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
Words. To. Live. By.
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
Not the time for a dad joke.
the time is nigh
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass
#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was
i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug
Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!
- Buy box of OREO™ cookies
- Twist cookie and take out cream center
- Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
- Slide OREO™ dildo right in!
Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!
Now there’s a dildo I can trust
I HAVE OREOS AT MY HOUSE RN
Fate has chosen you
the funniest thing during that episode was Jordan’s face when he thought he was worth 5 dollars